EVENT DETAILS

Friday - Monday,

7th - 10th March 2025

VENUE

Aroha on Florence,

14 Florence Close,
Queenstown 9348

You’ve been chosen, and now there’s no turning back. Four days, three nights, and two idiots await you.

It's not a hen and stag, it's a meltdown - our last one. One final weekend where we descend into madness and eke out those last regrets. Amongst you are our emotional supports; others are simply fuel to the fire, and all of you are absolutely essential to this quest. We love you dearly, and wish to share our (actual) last weekend of freedom with you, enveloped in luxury, embroiled in chaos.

Are you in?

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Fragile Beginnings

Friday.
We gather at our villa from 3pm. Put on your crawling shoes, tonight we head into Queenstown central to indulge in all its delights.

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The Last Ragrets

Saturday.

Pull yourself together. Find whatever grace and decorum you have left over and put on a brave face. Dinner is at 7pm sharp. Private chef. Top shelf liquor. Black tie.

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The Meltdown

Sunday.

Bloody Mary's and recovery. Somebody make some eggs.

BRB, getting hitched

Monday.

Checkout is at 10am. Wish us luck.

You're getting married?

We're eloping. On a mountain. With the people who conceived and birthed us, we think. Wednesday 12 March.
I'm in, what time we starting?

Guests can arrive at the villa from 3pm Friday 7 March, and we will head out at 8pm, so please arrive before then.
What should I pack?

Togs Extra undies Formalwear Your bravest face One surprise item...
What is the dress code for Saturday?

Formal - dress to the nines. We said black tie earlier because it sounded cool, but tuxedos are not mandatory. Men should wear a suit and tie. Women should wear floor length gowns, formal cocktail dresses, or extremely sick pants.
Can I arrive on Saturday?

The festivities begin on Friday night, and we really, really want you to be there to form core memories with us, so please arrive on time.
I need to leave on Sunday

We booked the Sunday night so we don't get jeeted out at 10am, giving us all extra time to recover. If you won't be staying the night, please let us know what time you plan on leaving in case we can repurpose your room (for totally legal activities).
Can I bring my dog(s)?

We love your dogs, but they are little hellions and you know you can't.
Can I wear shorts?

Absolutely not.
What day's the wedding again?

See above
What are we drinking?

The house will be stocked with champagne, whiskey and a signature cocktail. The rest we will leave to fate...
What are the house rules on wrestling?

Do it outside.